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"A writer is a world trapped in a person."
-Victor Hugo (via uh-huh-shes-alive)


once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes




If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

"Care too little.. You’ll lose them.
Care too much.. you’ll get hurt."
-(via ohlovequotes)


this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.